the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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