We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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