Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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