I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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