it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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