btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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