I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Alive.
So much puke
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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