I heard we made out
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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