i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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