We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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