I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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