I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
