There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
