did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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