You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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