is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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