so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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