Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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