Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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