You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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