Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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