Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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