I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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