im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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