Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
