This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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