Taylor Swift is so right about you.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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