I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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