Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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