Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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