check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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