this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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