what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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