It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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