i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
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It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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