STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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