i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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