do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
you never un-have a 4some
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
