never play flip cup with pint glasses
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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