I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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