Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just pee around me
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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