do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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