I'm jealous of your bromance
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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