HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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