would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I'm passing your future prison.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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