plz talk dirty to me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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