i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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