I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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