you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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