just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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