So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
ugly people sure do ruin things
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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