The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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