If i come over, it means nothing
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You ever have a fart follow you around?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
