After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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